I was, you know, being me. When suddenly I thought of this... how long does it take a giraffe to throw up ..
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I’m up for this villain in a toothpaste commercial.
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Win the game tomorrow Tim and I will give you all the tacos I could make…If you had your own food truck…
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When you drop something and catch it before it hits the ground.
Like a ninja.
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